Thoroughly Modern Mollie

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College student. Actor in training. Self-proclaimed vlogger and adventurer.

My computer decided to update some software just now without my prompting. Angry computer noises waking me up is not what I wanted. I thought I was being abducted.

— 31 minutes ago
#fucking MacBook  #you think you're so cool 

…We might have a house. OhmygodPLEASE let this be the one! Let everything work out. Pleasepleaseplease let this ONE GOOD THING happen this week! 

— 1 hour ago with 2 notes
#moving  #long distance relationship  #ldr  #schuzzlebutts 

thestorygirl:

nightmaresandsexyghouls:

grim-doll:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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OCTOBER IS IN A FEW HOURS

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OCTOBER IS HERE

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(via unsolicitedf001ishness)

— 3 hours ago with 506233 notes

ashtoniousrex:

backstories to random gifs are my favorite thing and they need to continue

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via puncaakess)

— 9 hours ago with 152467 notes
I gots a bump in my hair. I feel powerful.

I gots a bump in my hair. I feel powerful.

— 9 hours ago with 2 notes
#The Trojan Women  #Hecuba  #theatre  #hair and make up 
farorescourage:

cannedviennasausage:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

it sounds like boss battle music

oh but it is.

farorescourage:

cannedviennasausage:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

it sounds like boss battle music

oh but it is.

(Source: someone-inconspicuous, via breakingthesixthwall)

— 10 hours ago with 266001 notes

"Stranger In This World"- Taboo (musical)

This song is in my head because of beansottts and I am not upset. 

— 1 day ago with 1 note
#Taboo  #Boy George  #Euan Morton  #dat voice 

dollyx:

iguanamouth:

current emotion: any picture of spike the dinosaur from land before time

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bye

(via jinxstinx)

— 1 day ago with 162954 notes
Jackson:Did you know, Mollie, that's it's a proven fact that not all black people have huge penises.
Me:Oh?
Jackson:Yes. Some of them are women.
Me:...*chuckles softly*
— 1 day ago
#Ehehehehehehe  #bravo to the straight man of the department 

Can something, anything PLEASE go right? That’s all I want at the moment.

— 2 days ago
#being an adult sucks balls  #stressed  #worried  #too many negatives 

ourlovefromafar said: Take a bubble bath when you get home :) It should help with your feet. Hope you have a relaxing time at home you definitely need it!

I ended up grabbing food at Denny’s with a friend. I was STARVING! But now it is time to crash before a busy week. Thank you dear! Every little bit is helping to get Dan here and here to stay! :))) 

— 2 days ago
#ourlovefromafar  #ldr buddies  #busy day  #busy week 

idontcareforgob:

officialgarrusvakarian:

we-are-star-stuff:

zerostatereflex:

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it

Fuckin’ octopuses, man. 

(via missanious)

— 2 days ago with 466867 notes