|Zeus:||im gonna put my dick in it
|Everyone:||dont put ur dick in it
"I have a suspicion that the definition of “crazy” in show business is a woman who keeps talking even after no one wants to fuck her anymore."
"My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne."
"‘The most expensive thing to waste in the world is other people’s time.’ When you control other people’s time, time is the essence of everything. And the reason people want money is so they can have more time. Not even just on a level of like, ‘I can live longer and be healthier,’ just on a level of, ‘I don’t have to run this errand.’"
I always get offended when people go around me on the highway I’m sorry are we not going fast enough for you. Are you in a hurry. We’re all going to die anyway